Departure: Now.
Return: Whenever you’re ready.
Finally, a travel schedule I can get behind!
The artwork is your official ticket from The Berkshire Bong Company’s Time Travel Ticketing Division. Yes, we’ve branched out.
In the middle, a lone traveler stands beneath a strange, glowing spacecraft in a landscape full of oversized plants and twisting trees. There’s no telling whether this is the distant past, the far future, or someplace where the mushrooms got a little out of hand.
The ticket keeps your options open:
“ANY PLACE — ANY TIME”
Historic eras, Alien worlds, Parallel realities. Guided tours and Safe passage are advertised, which is reassuring, because that ship looks like it was built by somebody with a very loose understanding of safety regulations.
The faded orange, cream and muted green artwork has the look of an old travel poster that’s survived a few trips of its own. Worn edges, little stars, a ringed planet and an hourglass give you plenty to look at while deciding where you’re headed.
Down at the bottom:
“DEPARTURES DAILY — ALL REALITIES • ALL GOOD TIMES”
The glaze is a rich, deep red with a fine black crackle pattern running across the surface. Glossy black wraps around the shoulder, base and downstem opening, framing the red and making it stand out even more. Strong, clean colors, with plenty of little details in the crackle to catch your eye when you turn the piece.
A one-of-a-kind ceramic bong, handmade right here in the Berkshire Hills by The Berkshire Bong Company. For daydreamers, sci-fi people, and anybody who could use a little time away from the current timeline.
The inside is finished with a black, food-safe ceramic glaze to make it completely watertight.
The bong pictured is the exact piece you will receive.
Every one of our stoneware ceramic bongs is fitted with a heavy-duty glass downstem and heavy glass slide bowl. The downstem will fit any standard 14mm bowl, so if you have a favorite, just swap it out!
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