{"product_id":"space-kitty-handmade-ceramic-bong","title":"Space Kitty Alley Cat Comic Ceramic Bong","description":"\u003cp\u003eApparently, being a Cat on Earth wasn’t enough.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSpace Kitty looks like a cat who got handed a spacesuit, told to go save the galaxy, and immediately wanted to know when dinner was. Orange space gear, a backpack full of questionable equipment, and the expression of a cat who has never once been impressed by anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAs the artwork puts it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“THIS ALLEY CAT DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT!”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThat pretty much sums things up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe art has a worn, old-school sci-fi comic feel, with faded blue-green, cream and olive colors behind that big orange SPACE KITTY title. Little announcements scattered around the artwork promise intergalactic misadventures, cosmic chaos and, naturally, Planet Catnip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e(Personally, I suspect Planet Catnip is the only reason Space Kitty agreed to go)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOut there “traveling the galaxy, kicking ass and taking names,” which sounds ambitious for somebody who probably sleeps sixteen hours a day. Still, I wouldn’t bet against this cat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA \u003cstrong\u003eone-of-a-kind ceramic bong\u003c\/strong\u003e, handmade right here in the Berkshire Hills by The Berkshire Bong Company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor cat people, space weirdos, and anybody who appreciates a piece with a little attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe inside is finished with a black, food-safe ceramic glaze to make it completely watertight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bong pictured is the exact piece you will receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery one of our \u003cstrong\u003estoneware ceramic bongs\u003c\/strong\u003e is fitted with a heavy-duty glass down stem and heavy glass slide bowl. The down stem will fit any standard 14mm bowl, so if you have a favorite, just swap it out!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e++ LIMITED TIME – FREE SHIPPING! ++\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Berkshire Bong Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50616868372545,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0069\/3865\/6815\/files\/Space-Kitty-Alley-Cat-Comic-Ceramic-Bong-2.png?v=1791656564","url":"https:\/\/berkshirebongs.com\/products\/space-kitty-handmade-ceramic-bong","provider":"The Berkshire Bong Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}