{"product_id":"monster-rips-handmade-ceramic-bong","title":"Monster Rips Dinosaur Handmade Ceramic Bong","description":"\u003cp\u003eOne of my favorites from this latest batch of bongs, MONSTER RIPS!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA blue green, dinosaur like monster fills the card, with a heavy brow, an amber eye and a row of teeth that almost passes for a grin. Moss gathers around his shoulders, and shelves of ceramic pots sit just behind him. The worn border, numbered card and little workshop details give this handmade ceramic monster bong the feel of something found in an old collection. His expression is what gets me, though. He looks like he knows something and isn’t especially inclined to explain.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNaturally, it comes with a few important credentials:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFIRE POWER: 92\u003cbr\u003eGLAZE ARMOR: 88\u003cbr\u003eHANDMADE: 99\u003cbr\u003eSMOKE CLOUD: 94\u003cbr\u003eCOOL FACTOR: 88\u003cbr\u003eHANDCRAFTED: 100\u003cbr\u003eRARITY: LEGENDARY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI’m not sure who gave Cool Factor an 88, but clearly they weren’t paying attention, I mean c'mon 88?!?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe faded blue green creature against the orange, black and cream background looks especially good next to the deep red crackle glaze. The red breaks into intricate black lines across the body and neck, while glossy black around the rim, shoulder and base gives the whole thing a solid, finished look. It has that old lacquered, almost reptile skin feel that fits the artwork perfectly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA one of a kind ceramic bong, handmade right here in the Berkshire Hills by The Berkshire Bong Company.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe inside is finished with a black, food safe ceramic glaze to make it completely watertight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe bong pictured is the exact piece you will receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery one of our stoneware ceramic bongs is fitted with a heavy duty glass downstem and heavy glass slide bowl. The downstem will fit any standard 14mm bowl, so if you have a favorite, just swap it out!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e++ LIMITED TIME, FREE SHIPPING! ++\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Berkshire Bong Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50627321036865,"sku":null,"price":125.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0069\/3865\/6815\/files\/Monster_Rips_Handmade_Ceramic_Bong_4.png?v=1791485911","url":"https:\/\/berkshirebongs.com\/products\/monster-rips-handmade-ceramic-bong","provider":"The Berkshire Bong Company","version":"1.0","type":"link"}